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Sallitha
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Posted 2 Years, 5 Months ago #1
Major UC Gundam spoilers ahead. You've been warned.

FROM CMDR CASVAL REM DEIKUN SIDE 3 NEO-ZEON OCCUPIED TERRITORIES

DEAR SIR/MADAM:

I AM CASVAL REM DEIKUN AKA CHAR AZNABLE AKA QUATTRO BAJINA, SON OF THE FORMER LEADER OF THE REPUBLIC OF ZEON, ZEON ZUM DEIKUN, AND CURRENTLY SERVING AS LEADER OF THE NEO-ZEON MOVEMENT. THIS LETTER MIGHT SURPRISE YOU BECAUSE WE HAVE NOT MET NEITHER IN PERSON NOR BY CORRESPONDENCE. I CAME TO KNOW OF YOU IN MY SEARCH FOR A RELIABLE AND REPUTABLE PERSON TO HANDLE A VERY CONFIDENTIAL BUSINESS TRANSACTION, WHICH INVOLVES THE TRANSFER OF A HUGE SUM OF MONEY TO AN ACCOUNT REQUIRING MAXIMUM CONFIDENCE.

I AM WRITING YOU IN ABSOLUTE CONFIDENCE PRIMARILY TO SEEK YOUR ASSISTANCE IN ACQUIRING VAST HUMAN RESOURCES THAT ARE CURRENTLY LANGUISHING UNTAPPED IN THE TERRITORY OF THE EARTH FEDERATION. MY PARTNERS AND I SOLICIT YOUR ASSISTANCE IN COMPLETING A TRANSACTION BEGUN BY MY FATHER, WHO ORIGINATED THE PRINCIPLES BEHIND THE ENDEAVOUR WE ARE ABOUT TO EMBARK ON.

FOURTEEN YEARS AGO, MY FATHER, THEN LEADER OF THE REPUBLIC OF ZEON, SOUGHT TO ESTABLISH A NEW PHASE OF HUMAN EVOLUTION THROUGH SPACE EXPLORATION AND COLONIZATION. UNFORTUNATELY, BEFORE HE COULD EFFECT THIS PLAN, HE DIED UNDER MYSTERIOUS CIRCUMSTANCES.

BEFORE THE DEATH OF MY FATHER ON 29TH JUNE U.C. 0068 IN A PRIVATE HOSPITAL HERE IN SIDE 3, HE SECRETLY CALLED ME ON HIS BEDSIDE AND TOLD ME THAT HE HAS A PLAN FOR TAPPING THE VAST RESOURCES OF THE EARTH SPHERE THROUGH DEPOPULATION OF THE EARTH. HE ALSO EXPLAINED TO ME THAT IT WAS BECAUSE OF THIS REVOLUTIONARY PLAN THAT HE WAS POISONED BY HIS BUSINESS ASSOCIATE, DEGWIN ZABI. FOR THIS REASON I SEEK FOR A FOREIGN PARTNER ON TERRA OR ONE OF THE SIDES WHERE I CAN ESTABLISH AN INVESTMENT INTO THE PRODUCTION OF THE NECESSARY EQUIPMENT TO EFFECT THIS BOLD PLAN.

WITHOUT THE NECESSARY CAPITAL, WE WOULD NOT BE ABLE TO MUSTER SUFFICIENT ASSETS TO EFFECT THIS BOLD AND UNPRECEDENTED STRIDE FOR MANKIND. THE BENEFITS OF SUCH A MOVE, APART FROM THE EVOLUTION OF THE HUMAN RACE, INCLUDE CONTROL OVER THE ENTIRE EARTH SPHERE, VALUED AT UC 700,000,000,000,000 (UNIVERSAL CREDITS SEVEN HUNDRED TRILLION ONLY). I AM PREPARED TO OFFER YOU 5% OF THE TOTAL SUM AS COMPENSATION FOR YOUR EFFORT/INPUT AFTER THIS ENDEAVOUR IS FINALLY COMPLETE.

I WOULD BESEECH YOU TO TRANSFER A SUM EQUALING UC 400,000,000 (UNIVERSAL CREDITS FOUR HUNDRED MILLION) TO OUR ACCOUNT TO AID IN THIS IMPORTANT VENTURE. ANAHEIM ELECTRONICS, OUR MOST VALUED ALLY, WILL FUNCTION AS OUR TRUSTED INTERMEDIARY. I WOULD ALSO ASK THAT YOU TRANSFER THE ENTIRETY OF THE SUM WITHIN THE PERIOD OF ONE (1) YEAR.

I KNOW THAT A TRANSACTION OF THIS MAGNITUDE WOULD MAKE ANYONE APPREHENSIVE AND WORRIED. BUT I AM ASSURING YOU THAT ALL WILL BE WELL AT THE END OF THE DAY. A BOLD STEP TAKEN SHALL NOT BE REGRETTED, I ASSURE YOU. PLEASE DO BE INFORMED THAT THIS BUSINESS TRANSACTION IS 100% LEGAL. IF YOU DO NOT WISH TO CO-OPERATE IN THIS TRANSACTION, PLEASE CONTACT OUR INTERMEDIARY REPRESENTATIVES TO FURTHER DISCUSS THE MATTER.

I PRAY THAT YOU UNDERSTAND OUR PLIGHT. MY FAMILY AND OUR COLLEAGUES WILL BE FOREVER GRATEFUL. PLEASE REPLY IN STRICT CONFIDENCE TO THE CONTACT NUMBERS BELOW.

SINCERELY WITH WARM REGARDS,

CMDR CASVAL REM DEIKUN
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adkastroteacher
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Posted 2 Years, 5 Months ago #2
*having read below*

Yes! I'm sure a lot of people skipped this because they thought it was the real thing, but this is actually good! (and a great Gundam parody as well)

- Vaughner

'I'll have you know, in addition to knowing the secrets of the universe, I'm quite potty trained!' - Ko-enma, Yu Yu Hakusho
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vettemama65
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Posted 2 Years, 5 Months ago #3
*snip*

Sweet Jesus, that was funny.
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